1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
southernleftist
prokopetz

Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

sylph-of-breath

Good post op

parpatarts

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

quantumghosts

shit, this absolutely provides an explanation for it that isn’t just “lazy game mechanism” and is honestly such a solid demonstration of how people should approach genderfluidity. 

doesn’t matter if the first time you met the person they presented as male, if they present as female now that means they’re a woman and they’re welcome into gerudo town no questions asked

wombatking

Also, Link and Zelda 100% do swap places often and you can’t tell me otherwise.

i-eat-pickles

“Princess Zelda, Ganon has made his way into the kingdom! What should we do?!”

HYAH

Source: prokopetz
northern-irish-lefty
left-reminders

Capitalist culture is service industry workers not being allowed to sit down for their entire shifts, no matter how dead the traffic flow gets.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is service industry workers sacrificing their comfort for antagonizing and pervy customers who are “always right”.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is giving students homework in order to prepare them for their future careers where they’ll inevitably need to “take work home with them” or work extra hours in order to put bread on the table.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is helping physically/mentally ill people only to the extent that they’re able to generate profitable labor again.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is destroying food that can’t be sold rather than distributing it to poor people according to need.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is monetizing knowledge and making it artificially scarce so that owners can profit and laypeople are left in the dark.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is bosses threatening workers with replacement by machines if their wage demands become “too high”.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is forcing people to work bullshit jobs that don’t need to be done and squandering the wider social potential of automation.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is the US government backing violent coups of democratically-elected presidents in other countries and installing fascist dictatorships so that elite material interests are catered to – only to then get super offended that another country would dare interfere with their 2016 elections.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is pretending to care about the underdog, only to then advocate policies that concentrate wealth and power into fewer and fewer hands.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is pretending to care about the pursuit of happiness, only to then structure society so that the overwhelming majority are forced into soul-crushing assembly line/service industry/consumerist jobs under the threat of homelessness and starvation.

left-reminders

Capitalist culture is pretending to oppose an unaccountable economic coordinator class that makes all the major decisions, despite that being the exact description of bosses, landlords, and billionaires under capitalism.

Source: left-reminders
tattoosfade
wildlyannoyingdoofus:
“ These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know...
wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”


5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

Source: no-chill-at-all